I was thinking about something today; if I ever became a pro wrestler, one of my personalities would be a guy called “The Abusive Boyfriend”. I would be a cross between VAL VENUS and BAD NEWS BROWN, and I would go onstage dressed in baggy blue jeans, black workboots, a wifebeater, and my little black beanie (Occasionally, I’d wear the sunglasses at ringside). The character does not sound like anything amazing or conspicuous due to the getup being worn. I mean, who cares about a guy who doesn’t have the getup of costumes like ULTIMO DRAGON or LEGION OF DOOM? However, development of the character’s electricity wouldn’t be in his costume, but rather it would come from within the prowess of his kinetic abilities and his eccentric trademark moves. This guy would work simply because he has the CHARISMA that many of the slobs at ringside could associate with. For instance, as “The Abusive Boyfriend” I’d coin two trademark moves that would be bound to win the crowds: The first one would be called THE DONKEY PUNCH, which would be a cross between “GOLDDUST’S SHATTERED DREAMS” and a NECK CRANK. A victim (wrestler) would be tied up on the turnbuckle. And I, as “The Abusive Boyfriend” would run at him, leap onto the turnbuckle and perform a neckcrank while slamming his face to the floor matt. The other move would be called ILLEGAL CUSTODY, which would simply be an impressive crucifix performed on the victim while he’s being moonsalted onto the center of the ring. If I became a pro wrestler, I guarantee this is a gimmick that I would propose would win the favor of the crowds. Due to my system of values, however, I don’t think I’m actually going do it though..