This all occurred to me one morning while watching “Dogs with Jobs” on TV since I had a free afternoon this afternoon… I’ve been thinking about how am I can facilitate paying for my college bills: I don’t count on getting an ‘ideal job’ even as a engineer since no one I know from school has come up to me and told me how great they’re doing now that they graduated. Since practically every corny movie I’ve watched works with the following formula, I figured this is the ideal generic solution to taking care of my problems….I simply make a movie about my (or practically anyone else’s) self absorbed life when growing up in suburbia… I think this plan could work for anyone trying to pay for college since Teen Movies and Kids Books I’ve been thinking are probably the best way to make a quick buck…

1) I write a script about a coming of age movie where some young 20 something’s or someone younger are complaining about life in their small town who desperately want to get out and blame their shortcomings on their hometown upbringing. See: “The Breakfast Club”, “Ferris Beuler’s Day Off”, “ The Garden State”, “ The Stoned Age”, “Dazed and Confused”,

2) Include a romantic overtone, (that admittedly doesn't have to have any depth to it), so that you can also target for a female audience

See: “Good Will Hunting”, , “Spiderman”, “The Lost Boys”, “Eurotrip”, “Red Dawn”, “The Garden State”, “The Breakfast Club”, “Any John Cusack movie”, “Empire Record”s, “Can’t Hardly Wait”,etc…

3) Find some playlists on the internet and download some folk music that will be played at crucial moments during the movie for that ‘extra emotional tug’ of sweet nostalgia: See: “Rushmore”, “The Garden State”, “Good Will Hunting”,” Royal Tenenbaums”, etc…

4) Include some subplot of enmity in the movie between one of the protagonists and his parents that the audience can relate to…. See: “The Garden State”, “Ferris Beuler’s Day Off”, “Empire Records”…

5) If appropriate, whenever appropriate, include one of the characters undergoing an emotional psychological dilemma due to bad upbringing and target audiences for your movie that go to counseling by having the person go to counseling… See “The Garden State”….

6) Find a promoter, a production crew, producers, key grips and actors to star in your movie and a director and watch your greenbacks roll in... I hope this helps