Last Night I had a dream that I was talking to this kid with a shaved head. And while looking at his arms, I noticed he had these weird spiked appendages like looked like the tops of an iguana head protruding out of the joint between his biceps and his forearms.. “Cool!” I said to him. ”Where can I get some of those?” ---- He told me that he happened to be able to surgically implant them on me for 50 bucks. The next thing I know, I found myself sitting in this darkened chamber lit only by the dimness of incandescent light bulbs encased in saucers that diverged the light onto the floor below in nice little triangles while across the street, (even though this was inside a room), a bar was serving drinks..

I really wanted a pair of these spike like appendages on my arms, but as I was about to have them implanted, a my friend Derek and a small crowd of people I don’t know surrounded me and pulled me out the room and escorted me together away from the iguana-guy surgeon. The whole time, they all yelling at me in unison; shouting at me and begging me not consider to get such an operation as they dragged me out of the building..

Now that I woke up, I think that having iguana head-like spiked-arm appendages between your biceps and your forearms would be kind of cool still........ and it’s too bad no one does it. I figure if people pierce themselves, or get protruding piercings underneath their skin, what’s different about iguana arms?

Off the subject, I’ve also argued with people many times that it would be cool to either have no hair on your body at all, or be completely entirely covered with fur just like a dog. At first, the idea seems hard to get used to. But I personally think that if you don't think about it, it wouldn’t be so bad. It would actually look sort of attractive too... It’s not like it’s any grosser than petting a dog for instance (after they have been groomed and gotten a trim of course). The way I see it, the body would be more protected and you wouldn’t have to wear so much clothes and heat bills wouldn’t be so expensive. I’ll have to agree with most girls though, this whole half- hairy thing that some guys have is bad news...

..And then, at random , this is what I stumbled onto during my ritual Youtube TV viewing over breakfast, as corny as it was..