Zombies, run!!!!! It pays to be a trainer!!! I can outrun them all in the event of an outbrake!!!
0 commentsWhat the hell am I talking about?!? So I was at my friend Lee's house in holden and amongst one of the more interesting discussions I had today (right up there with the very interesting idea that suddenly dawned on us to solve the overcrowded jail problems in the United States; part time jail time for criminals so that they still learn a lesson and have to sit there for 8 hours a day doing nothing instead of using that time to work (see next blog) )
.. anyway, Lee was telling me about this ingenious new application that exists for the new phone/lasergun/videogame/email/virtual girlfriend application called the "anDroid" that he swears has gotten him to take up jogging again just to play this game...
The whole objective is this; run like hell and get away from zombies that are coming at you as you walk down the street.... kind of like what you should be doing if there was a real zombie epidemic!!
Don't listen to me though, what would i know; just read the review.....
With all the movies on zombies apocalypse, and the recurring (and freakishly frequent) dreams I have about being in the middle of a zombie epidemic, I can only conclude that since my dreams tell me this may be an inevitable demise for the human race, ya might as well start training to prepare for this sh*t! I just ran down the driveway to the bottom of the hill (Lee's house has an insanely long driveway where the entire estate is on the top of a hill) to try to escape a crowd of imaginary zombies that were only there in my head. I'll admit I probably scared the crap out of the neighbors
GET THIS APPLICATION!!!! It's available for the new Verizon "anDroid"... I'm getting one of these for Christmas now ----
